Hey, are you in the United States of America? Or is anywhere else over the globe celebrating Black Friday? Seeing the best choice of yours for the party then try these Black Friday pick-up lines.
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Black Friday Pick Up lines
- My feelings for you are greater than the Black Friday line.
- Hey baby, mind if I stick my card into your chip reader?
- Push, shove, grab, tackle, and yell.
- Are you a store Black Friday flyer? Because you turn me on.
- I see you waiting in line too. I can help you kill some time.
- I have been waiting behind you in line for four hours. Nice ass.
- There are lots of things on sale but the only thing for free is my number.
- It is getting cold. Your hands must be freezing. Want to come inside my tent? I know a great way to warm you up.
- I would line up outside Walmart for you on Black Friday.
- If you check me out, I’ll check you out.
- You’re the only deal I need.
- Girl, I’d dig through a $5 DVD bin for your favorite movie on Black Friday if it’d win your heart.
- Every Friday was Black Friday to me.
- Black Friday is so hypocritical. one day you’re thankful for everything you have then the next day you’re fighting over TVs & stuff on sale
- Sorry, but there’s no deal for the hospital visit you will need after being pummeled on Black Friday.
- Black Friday is so hypocritical. one day you’re thankful for everything you have then the next day you’re fighting over TV’s & stuff on sale.
- I’d dig through a $5 DVD bin for your favorite movie on Black Friday just to win your heart.
- Black Friday reminds me so much of bowling because the people ahead of me remind me of the pins that I wish to knock out.
- Hey baby, wanna come over and get your clothes 50-75% off.
- Come over on Black Friday. We can make love and have left-overs from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook?
- Bought a new vacuum on Black Friday. It sucks!
- I hope your clothes is participating in Black Friday because I want to see them 50-75% off!
Best Black Friday Pick Up lines
- I am staying home on Black Friday. How about you?
- Here’s hoping your Black Friday injuries aren’t so bad that you can’t click on a mouse on Cyber Monday.
- You must be on sale because I sure am checking you out.
- You know what else is on sale today? My affection.
- Here’s hoping Black Friday won’t turn into Black and Blue Saturday.
- Skip the Black Friday line. You can have me for free.
- If you’re scared of catching a cold you can always come to sleep in my tent.
- Probable Headline: “1000 Americans killed trying to get twinkies on Black Friday.
- The best Black Friday sale is one you can access from your bed.
- Are those pants on sale? Because they’re 100% off at my place!
- Fantastic Black Friday deal alert: Buy nothing and save 100% in every store!
- Hey, baby. Do you like Black Friday? Because it’s always black in my man cave.
- All clothing will be 100% off. . .
- Hey I just got some new clothes, wanna watch me take them off?
- I’ll be celebrating Black Friday in my own way — by completely ignoring it.
- Come over on Black Friday. We can have sex and left-over from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook?
- Careful, don’t run too fast, or you might just trample my heart.
Funny Black Friday Pick Up Lines
- I’d give up my discounted LED TV for a kiss from you.
- If someone advertises a Black Friday beer sale I will camp out until I freeze
- Black Friday night landed me with medical bills that cost me more than what I saved.
- For a lot of thick white girls, every Friday is Black Friday.
- Black Friday: Because only in America people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
- I’ve saved an absolute fortune this Black Friday. I stayed in.
- No baby, this ain’t my flashlight…
- Black Friday is best enjoyed by deleting the names of people who sent stupid thanksgiving messages.
- Love for sale: $9.99 for a smoking hot night.
- You might not have got the deal you wanted, but you can have my number for free.
- Meeting you is better than any of the deals I’ve seen on Black Friday!
- I’ve been waiting behind you in line for five hours… Nice ass!
- I am crazy about you like how I am sucker for Black Friday shopping,
Black Friday Pick Up lines 2022
- Meeting you is like getting the best deal without waiting in the Black Friday lines.
- I’d like to get caught in a revolving door with you.
- I’d wait for days, in the freezing cold, just for you… and a new TV.
- Your clearance rack looks amazing, if you know what I mean!
- EVERY day is “Black Friday” if you’re a Kardashian.
- I want Black Friday prices and short lines everyday.
- That’s a great outfit. How can I get it 90% off?
- Careful, don’t run too fast, or you might just trample my heart.
- I’d give up my HD TV for a smooch from you.
- Hey, I’ve got a great deal. My pants are half-off.
- Black Friday is when I drive to the local KFC for a gang bang.
- I’ll be celebrating Black Friday in my traditional way…. by completely ignoring it.