Are you finding chat-up lines that suit doctors? If so, there you are at the right place. We have here doctor chat up lines that you can use with doctors.
Doctors are real-life gods. They give us life. They give us hope. As they are special, chat-up lines for them have to be special. You have to show your respect, gratitude, love, and everything. You can show all of them with the help of the below-mentioned chat lines. So, make sure to check all the doctor chat-up lines and pick up the perfect one.
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Doctor Chat Up Lines
- If you were a concentration gradient, I’d go down on you..
- Sit back and relax…I fix broken hearts.
- We should exchange our genetic information!
- Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
- Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectile disfunction.
- Nice antibody. Wanna conjugate?
- If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me? smooth or rough?
- I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
- Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
- Does this rag smell like chloroform?
- Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
- You make my heartbeat like a drop of epinephrine.
- I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
- Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
- Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?
- Can I take your temperature? Because you’re looking hot today.
- Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
- You are a cancer specialist—I am one too—we can be a malignant couple.
- Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
- Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
- Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Best Doctor Chat Up Lines
- Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have acute-phase! (a-cute-face*)
- Ever slept with an EMT? Want to?
- Baby you’re so sweet you’re gonna put me in DKA!
- If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
- ICU in my dreams.
- You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
- Who needs a CPR when I have you?
- Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
- Did you cut my phrenic nerve? Because baby, you take my breath away.
- Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.
- Am I a non-competitive inhibitor? Because I want to attach to your posterior region!
- If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
- Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
- I don’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
- Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?
- Baby, you make me vasodilate!
- They don’t call me Bones because I’m a doctor.
Motivational Doctor Chat Up Lines
- That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery.
- You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
- Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
- Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
- Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?
- Are you COPD? Because you take my breath away.
- Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.
- Better grab the AED… you just made my heart stop!
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Let’s exchange genetic information!
- I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
- My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
- You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
- Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
- Are you lost Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
- Come into my office and take off your pants.
- I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
Cool Doctor Chat Up Lines
- Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed
- Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
- I need medical attention! I hurt myself pretty bad falling for you.
- Wanna go study some anatomy?
- You raise my dopamine levels.
- Don’t you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.
- You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime
- Are you my appendix? Cause I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out!
- I hope that one day I will be your emergency person.
- EMTs come when people go down
- You can be a cardiologist because there is something that makes me want to give you my heart.
- If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase: So I could unzip your genes!!
- Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
- Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
- The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
- Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
- Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.