The conversation starter can make or break your conversation. So, choose it perfectly. Being it cheesy or funny, we can choose whatever we want. But for now, you might want to get funny chat up lines.
Mood changes very frequently. If you are moody then you know that. If you have a fresh mood that doesn’t mean it remains the same the very next day. If you have a funny mood right now then show it on your chat box with these chat up lines.
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Funny Chat Up Lines
- Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
- Save water, shower with a friend!
- My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
- Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
- Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!
- Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
- You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.
- Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
- Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
- We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?
- Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?
Best Funny Chat Up Lines
- Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
- My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
- Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
- Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
- Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.
- Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
- Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
- Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Funny Chat Up Lines For Girls
- If you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you like right now, where would you be and what would you do?
- See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in
- Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.
- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
- Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
- You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
- F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
- Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
- You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.
- Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
- If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
- Hello* pretends to be a waiter* – Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness.
Funny Chat Up Lines For Boys
- BadGoodYour shirt has to go, but you can stay.
- Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
- Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
- This is the police! You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.
- What’s your definition of a good weekend?
- Favourite meal: Thai, Italian or French?
- If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.
- Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?
- Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
- I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.