If you’re someone who overuses puns, your friends may very well roll their eyes at you. We’ve all done it. I bet you usually smile when you hear a cheesy pun or a good one. Honestly, Halloween Instagram posts are all about Halloween puns for Instagram.
We’re getting closer! In addition to pumpkins, bats, and ghosts, there are so many awesome characters associated with the holidays that it is easy to find some cheesy humor there. As a Facebook user, Halloween is a great time of year to share your festive moments.
Halloween puns for Instagram are the perfect way to combine fun, good times, and your punny sense of humor when you are dressing up or carving pumpkins with the fam. Please check the list below.
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Halloween Puns For Instagram
- If you’ve got it, haunt it.
- The haunt is on
- Fangtastic.
- Keep calm and scare on
- It’s going to be a boo-tiful night
- You’re freaking meowt
- Drink and be scary.
- A scare is born tonight!
- Let’s have some skele-fun!
- If the broom fits, fly it.
- Have a spook-tacular Halloween!
- Frankly, I don’t think I’m that scary.
- A bag of tricks and treats.
- Come as you aren’t.
- Be witched!
- Who run the world? Ghouls
- Lift your spirits!
- Basic witch.
- Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
- Batty about you!
- Keep calm and fly the broom.
- Happy Hallo-weenie!
- Trick or treat yo’ self.
- Where my ghouls at?
- Ghouls just want to have fun.
- Creep it real.
- Witch, please.
- Shake your BOOty
- I’m the bad guy (duh).
- Hey, boo-tiful!
- Cheers, witches!
- What’s up my witches?
- Time to lift your spirits!
- What’s up witches?
- Witch way to the candy?
Funny Halloween Puns
- Go big or gourd home
- Howl you doin’, good lookin’?
- Resting witch face.
- Give me all the boos!
- Eye love you!
- Wicked awesome!
- Boo-ya!
- Get in the Halloween spirits!
- Fangs for the memories.
- Happy Hollow-ween!
- Howl you doin’?
- Ready, set, ghoul!
- Fangtastic
- Me and my ghoul friends.
- Trick or tequila.
- Tricks or it didn’t happen.
- Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
- Boo-yah!
- Looking fa-boo-lous.
- Swish swish, witch.
- Here for the boos.
- Bad to the bones
- Life is gourd.
- Impressive wingspan.
- If you’ve got it, haunt it
- I’ve got you under my spell.
- Happy Halloween, witches!
- Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
- My costume is eerie-sistible.
- Mummy of the year.
- Oh my gourd!
- Let’s get this party startled!
- You make me batty.
- Witch-ing you a Happy Halloween!
- Love at first bite.
- Spooktacular.
- Hallow-queen.
Best Halloween Puns Instagram
- Cheers witches!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream.
- Bow down, witches!
- If you think I’m a witch, you should meet my sister.
- Creepin’ it real.
- Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.
- A scare is born.
- Absolutely fa-boo-lous
- Send boos
- Hallo-scream!
- Boo Felicia.
- Shake your boo-ty!
- Bugs and hisses, witches!
- Mean Ghouls
- Happy Howl-oween.
- Feeling gourd, like I should.
- Hello, gourd-geous.
- Keep calm and carry a wand!
Cool Halloween Puns Captions
- #Squadghouls
- Hey boo-tiful.
- Trick or treat yo’self!
- This is where the magic happens.
- Having a howling good time!
- Witchful thinking.
- Bow down, witches
- You say I am a witch like it’s a bad thing.
- Orange you excited for Halloween?
- Eat, drink, and be scary.
- Creep it real!
- Witch better have my candy.
- Witch better have my candy!
- You are my (blood) type!
- Queen of the Screams
- Putting the ‘boo’ in booty.
- Where there’s a witch, there’s a way.
- Hallow-queen of Halloween.
- I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
- Too gourd to be true.
- Too cute to spook.
- Ghouls just want to have fun!
- Just here for the boos
- Vampires are a pain in the neck.
- Boo Crew.