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**Math Puns**

- What tool is best suited for math? Multi-pliers.

- What’s the one shape you should avoid at all costs? A TRAP-ezoid.

- Why did seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

- What do you call people who like tractors? Protractors

- The student thought there was no reason to do the math, but then he realized that decimals do have a point.

- Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven? The directions said, “Put it in the oven at 180°”.

- How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor.

- My school math book always looked troubled and sad. Maybe, this was because it had a lot of problems!

- What is 2n plus 2n? I don’t know. It sounds 4n to me.

- How do you make seven an even number? Remove the S.

- Why did the two fours skip lunch? They already eight!

- In the animal kingdom, all zebras like solving problems in algebra.

- How are a dollar and the moon similar? They both have four quarters.

- What did the triangle say when he got mad at the circle? You’re pointless!

- Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side.

- What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount Everest? A high-pot-in-use

- What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree? Geometry.

**Best Math Puns**

- There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator… But only a fraction would understand.

- Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

- I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right.

- What do geometry teachers have decorating their floor? Area rugs!

- All of us siblings in the family used to love maths. So, people would call us algebros!

- Did you hear about the over-educated circle? It has 360°!

- What’s the best way to flirt with a mathematician? Use acute angle.

- Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle.

- How are a dollar and the moon similar? They both have four quarters!

- The professors were more than happy to welcome me as a math teacher because my qualifications added up!

- Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.

**Clever Math Puns**

- What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral!

- A mathematician will only encourage a student not to learn one table, and that is the dinner table!

- According to basic math, a human nose cannot be 12 inches in length. Otherwise, it turns into a foot.

- What did the spelling book say to the math book? “I know I can count on you!”

- What do baby parabolas drink? Quadratic formula.

- Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems.

- A math student’s favorite season of the year is the season of sum-mer!

- What do you call friends who love math? Alge-BROS.

- What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on.

- Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three, five, or seven? Because they can’t even!

- What do you call more than one L? A parallel!

- A math professor once told us that the best way to distinguish between people is by seeing who can count and who can’t!

**Funny Math Puns**

- Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!

- Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal? Because she would have to convert.

- What do mathematicians do after a snowstorm? Make snow angles!

- What’s a math teacher’s favorite season? SUM-mer

- Why did the girl wear glasses during math class? It improved di-vision.

- What shape is usually waiting for you inside a Starbucks? A line.

- Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graph paper? They must be plotting something!

- What’s the best way to serve pi? A la mode. Anything else is mean.

- Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because there’s no point.

- Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

- There was a knight who had built King Arthur’s roundtable perfectly. His name was Ser Cumference!

**Math Puns Ideas**

- Why was the obtuse triangle always upset? Because it’s never right.

- Monsters are weak in math and counting numbers. The only exception to this is Count Dracula.

- I met a math teacher who had 12 children. She really knows how to multiply!

- Parallel lines have so much in common … It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

- Why was the student upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!

- Why do teenagers travel in groups of threes and fives? Because they can’t even.

- Why did two fours skip lunch? Because they already eight.

- There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can’t.

- Why did the Romans think algebra was so easy? They knew X was always 10!

- Why was Mr. Gilson’s class so noisy? He liked to practice gong division!