Hello guys, are you looking for some naughty pickup lines which are way dirtier than other pickup lines, then you are in the right place. We have uncountable numbers of naughty pick up lines that are so dirty and these pickup lines are much naughtier.
And using these pickup lines is best at parties and among friends, naughty pick up lines are based on dirty lines where they use adult words directly most of the time without any double meaning. In youth and new generations, these lines are very famous and it makes you sound cool at parties with friends. For pickup lines please check the list below.
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Naughty Pick Up Lines
- Your ass is so tight I want to crack my nuts on it.
- I’m a member of a boy band known as “Wrong Direction.”
- With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.
- Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
- Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
- Are you related to Dracula? Because you sure looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.
- Are you a fruit? Because you’re a fine-apple.
- This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
- Are you ice cream? Because I want to spoon you.
- You’re the first thing I’m going to do after this lockdown.
- If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
- I am putting you on my to-do list.
- Do you smoke? Because weed be cute together.
- I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
Best Naughty Pick Up Lines
- Is your last name s*icide? because I want to commit to you.
- I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
- Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
- What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?
- Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.
- You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
- Damn lady, your @ss is quite bigger than my future.
- Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.
- Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
- Is you body a map? because I love to travel.
- Are you the last air bender? ’cause I’d definitely like you bending for me.
- Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.
- Want to be extra naughty and buy non-organic strawberries to dip in chocolate?
Funny Naughty Pick Up Lines
- Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
- You have been very naughty. Go to my room!
- I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- Nice legs, what time do they open?
- Do you have a nickname? If not can I call you later?
- Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
- So we’re friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
- You with all those curves and I’m the car with no breaks… ooohhh -Drake
- I’m afraid of the dark. Could you sleep with me tonight?
- If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
- Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.
Naughty Pick Up Lines Ideas
- Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
- I’m looking at you looking at me being so naughty.
- I’m not staring at your boobs, I’m staring at your heart.
- I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
- I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
- Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
- If I were a ballon, would you blow me?
- Is your a** a library book. Because I want to check you out.
- You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!
- Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
- I’d hate to see you go, but I’d love to watch you walk away.