Hey guys we are sharing with you some interesting details about offensive pick-up lines these pickup lines are also named Inappropriate pick up lines these lines are mean, insulting, and double meaning.
Offensive pick up lines are like “If you were a car door, I would slam you all night” these lines are usually working in parties where people are drunk or open-minded you may not try this on total strangers, or other people may feel offended but feel these lines are the best you may try this. For the best pickup lines please check the list below.
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Offensive Pick Up Lines
- You’re kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I’m into those things.
- Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
- Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I’ll see you tomorrow.
- My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren’t conventionally attractive.
- You’re the thot that counts!
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
- If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you’re buying me drinks until you do.
- [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!
- You’re as rude as a trespasser! You didn’t even ask permission when entered my heart and thoughts.
- They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.
- Are you a mosquito? Because you’re so annoying!
- I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
- You remind me of my brother/sister.
- If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
- How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Best Offensive Pick Up Lines
- Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
- Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
- I know you think I’m sexy, I know you think I’m fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz I can see myself in your pants!
- Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
- Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
- Hey, you dropped something. My standards.
- You look like a hobo. You can live in my heart if you want.
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
- I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
- Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
- Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
- Damn! You’re almost as hot as my sister/brother.
- They call me “the fireman” because I turn the hoes on.
- I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
- Are you as good as everyone says you are. I’m just curious.
- Are you a motorcycle? Because I’d like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.
- Are you poop? Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you.
Most Offensive Pick Up Lines
- Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
- How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
- Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!
- I hope your knees aren’t dirty because I just cleaned my floor.
- Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
- You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
- Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me?
- You look a lot like my next victim.
- Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
- Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
- Are you a piece of trash? Because as someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
- Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
- Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
- Are you human? Just making sure.
- Are you a fire alarm? Because you are really loud and annoying!
- Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
- I threw you out of bed, just so that we can proceed on the floor…
- I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
- Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
Offensive Pick Up Lines 2021
- You look fabulous! … for your age.
- My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They’re probably long dead.
- I know you’re very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
- Are you a snack? Because everyone eats you for fun.
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
- For a fatty, you don’t seem to sweat much.
- If you were a booger, I’d definitely pick you.
- Did you know that a pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? I bet I can make yours last longer than that.
- Hey, how much?
- Are you the future? Because you’re looking hopeless and bleak.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
- You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
- Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.