36 Best Rocket Raccoon Captions For Instagram-Quotes 2022

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Rocket Raccoon Captions

Rocket Raccoon Captions
  • You’re Making Me Beat! Up! Grass!
  • “You people have issues!
  • Groot says his new weird plant thing doesn’t know where the stones are, but he knows we’re not the only ones looking.
  • A Buncha Jackasses Standing In A Circle
  • His Bar Monologue
  • Aw, What The Hell, I Don’t Got That Long A Lifespan Anyway…
  • I’m not packin’ enough laser-power to drive that automaton back to its own territory! Time for a new strategy! Running!
  • Oh, I’ll Get That Arm…
  • Well, now I’m standing. Happy? We’re all standing now… standing in a circle.
  • Ain’t Nothin’ Like Me, Cept’ Me.
  • You’ve got a plan? Okay, first of all, you’re copying me from when I said I had a plan, and secondly, I don’t think you even have a plan.
  • His “Peptalk” To Thor
  • Let’s make something clear. This one here’s our booty! You wanna get to him, you go through us! Or more accurately… We go through you!!

Rocket Raccoon Captions For Instagram

Rocket Raccoon Captions For Instagram
  • Rocket: His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head.
  • I didn’t ask to be torn apart and put back together, over and over and turned into some… some little monster.
  • You’re Making Me Beat! Up! Grass!
  • That’s For When Things Get Really Hardcore. Or If You Wanna Blow Up Moons
  • Does anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button.
  • That’s how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice?
  • No, you don’t understand. Right now, Groot ‘The God’ is out there figuring out how to get me out of here. Maybe if you stop being… you, then I’ll consider leaving the door open on my way out.
  • I Live For The Simple Things… Like How Much This Is Gonna Hurt.
Rocket Raccoon Captions For Instagram
  • My home is a lunatic asylum? I’m beginning to understand why I’ve blocked out so many memories.
  • Aw, What The Hell, I Don’t Got That Long A Lifespan Anyway…
  • You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags, but that isn’t true at all.
  • You’re smiling. And for a second, I got a warm feeling. But then it was ruined…
  • Pretty high and mighty coming from the lackey of a genocidal maniac. Yeah, I know who you are. Anyone who’s anyone knows who you are.
  • Drax: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast.
  • Rocket Raccoon: He says, “Welcome to the frickin’ Guardians of the Galaxy!” Only he didn’t use frickin’.

Rocket Raccoon Quotes And Dialogues

Rocket Raccoon Quotes And Dialogues

“I am Groot.”

“So what, ‘It’s better than eleven percent!’ What the hell does that have to do with anything?”

“Thank you, Groot, thank you. See. Groot’s the only one of you who has a clue.”

―Groot, Rocket Raccoon, and Star-Lord

“Rocket: There’s one more thing we need to complete the plan. That guy’s eye.
Peter Quill: No! No, we don’t. No, we don’t need that guy’s eye.
Rocket: No, seriously, I need it! It’s important to me.”

“There’s one more thing we need to complete the plan. That guy’s eye…”

“No! No, we don’t. No, we don’t need that guy’s eye.”

“No, seriously, I need it! It’s important to me.”

―Rocket and Star-Lord
Rocket Raccoon Captions

“Rocket: I can’t believe you had that in your purse! (The orb/infinity stone)
Peter Quill: It’s not a purse, it’s a knapsack!”

“Peter Quill: What are you doing?
Drax the Destroyer: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!
Rocket Raccoon: That is true!
Drax the Destroyer: He has no respect!
Rocket Raccoon: That is also true!”

Rocket Raccoon Quotes And Dialogues

“Rocket!”

“Hold on, Saal, just–“

“Aargh!!!”

―Rocket and Garthan Saal seconds before his death
Rocket Raccoon Captions

“Rocket Raccoon: That’s for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons.
Gamora: No one’s blowing up moons.
Rocket Raccoon: You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.”

“No, Groot… don’t do this, you’ll die… why are you doing this?”

“WE are Groot.”

―Rocket and Groot

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