The majority of people think they’re intelligent, they think they’re smart, they think they’re funny, they think they’re cheesy, and they think they’re naughty at the same time. A pick-up line is a mystery because no one can ever predict with absolute certainty which one will work in any given situation.
Below you will find some Valentine’s Day Pick up Lines, this list has everything you need. Don’t share any of these without knowing your audience and context. Some work well in person and others work well via text message. Remember that execution is everything, no matter the medium. for Valentines Day Pick up Lines please check the list below.
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Valentine’s Day Pick Up Lines
- Even if the earth didn’t have gravity, I’d still fall for you.
- Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
- Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
- The only sweet I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!
- Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
- Is your daddy a baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
- You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
- Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take me out for Valentine’s Day.
- Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.
- Here’s the key to my house, my car…
- You’re like Valentine’s candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
- Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
- Tonight’s menu: Chocolate, candy hearts, and you.
- I know milk does a body good, but how much have you been drinking?
Romantic Valentine’s Day Pick Up Lines
- This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
- Do you work at a coffeehouse? Because I like you a latte.
- I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
- You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.
- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me.
- I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
- I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.
- Tonight’s menu: Chocolate, candy hearts and you.
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
- I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
- My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
- Wanna go judge couples based on their body language with me?
- Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
14 Feb Valentine’s Day Pick Up Lines
- I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
- The only thing you gave me this Valentine’s Day was a cavity.
- Did you put Snickers in your valentines? Because you satisfy me.
- They can’t fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.
- Excuse me, you just dropped something — my jaw.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- You’re like a candy bar for Valentine’s: half sweet and half nuts.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- You’re so beautiful that I have forgotten my pick-up line.
- When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine’s Day movie.
- Will you be my valentine?
- You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces… just like a Whitman’s Sampler.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
- Would you grab my arm? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.
- Forget about Spiderman, Superman and Batman. I’ll be your man.
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- Is your body from McDonald’s? C’ause I’m lovin’ it!
- Do you have GPS? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Pick Up Lines For Valentine’s Day 2022
- You’re like a Valentine’s candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
- When I look at you, I see more stars than there are in the movie Valentine’s Day.
- You must be from Tennessee because you’re the only ten I see!
- Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
- This Valentine’s Day, let’s make love like fabric softener and Snuggle.
- Remember me? No? Oh, that’s alright, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
- I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.
- Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!
- Hey, I was reading Numbers last night, and I realized I don’t have yours.
- It’s a good job I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.
- If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.
- Be mine because you’re fine.
- I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet and smooth, I’m right here.
- This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
- Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous hunk kissed me on Valentine’s Day.
- Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back.