Hey being weird is not always a weird thing if you are at a party full of enjoying people and having an interest in someone then you should these weirdest picks up lines, these lines are not just cheesy, flirty, and romantic but also weirdest than you or another one ever heard which make another person attract to you.
These weirdest pickup lines will make you sound unique and may work better if your interested one liked it. While saying these lines make sure you are confident and charming, they are enough to achieve your party goals here we have uncountable amounts of these pickup lines.
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Weirdest Pick Up Lines
- Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
- I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
- With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.
- If I can’t buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
- Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?
- Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
- What color is your shit?
- Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.
- The most common pickup line used in a gay bar: May I push in your stool?
- Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”
- I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.
- Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
- Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
- If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
Best Weirdest Pick Up Lines
- I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
- Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
- Do I have to sign for your package?
- Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
- I’d love to be the devil on your shoulder and the devil on your lips.
- I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
- Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.
- I got Hanukkah gelt in my pockets. Do you want to go get them?
- Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now.
- Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
- Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart
- One of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick. And if I don’t get one soon, they won’t let me pledge…
- Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
Weirdest Pick Up Lines For You
- The things I would do if I got a few roofies in you.
- Did you hear that new Cardi B song? Want me to sing it to you?
- Did you know that I saved a girl’s life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?
- Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
- Wanna go light my menorah?
- In the words of the great Lizzo, I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% your base.
- Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
- I’ve been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
- Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
- Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
- I’m bigger and better than the Titantic – only 200 women went down on that vessel!
Most Weirdest Pick Up Lines
- You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
- You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!
- I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
- Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
- I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
- Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?
- The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.
- Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
- As long as i have a face, you will always have a place to sit.
- I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
- Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you’ve got nice eyes.
- You’re like my menorah’s candles… getting hotter every day.
- Want to spin my dreidels?