Hello, are bored of these lame dirty, and cheap pickup lines? And not want to refuse in a rude way so that because it a party and you don’t want to ruin the fun and taste of the party so try this anti pick up lines which will not make other people feel bad neither offend them and reject nicely too, they don’t even take it as an insult.
Anti pick up lines are the best way to do this and it works in a very funny way. these lines are insulting entertaining and always working so you may try this once. Please check the list below.
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Anti Pick Up Lines
- You have the nicest smile I could ever hope to come across.
- What’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
- Your body would look good in my trunk.
- If i’d ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?Because it looks like you landed on your face.
- Your name must be trigonometry because you make me want to cry.
- Are you a fortune cookie? Because you’re always wrong.
- Did you fall from heaven? Because the ground around you looks like it’s cracked.
- Do you work for UPS? Because i could swear that you were checking out my package.
- I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you, it’s diet coke.
- Are you from tennessee? Because it looks like your missing some teeth.
- Are there people following you?
- Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won’t do it.
Best Anti Pick Up Lines
- Are you the sun?Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
- Are there people following you?Because I’m seeing someone behind your back.
- Do you know Santa?Because you’re not what I wanted for Christmas.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?
- Woah!You look like I need a drink.
- I’d like to get you wet.At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
- Did the lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
- are you from subway because you givin me a footlong
- I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it’s a diet coke.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you.
- Are there people following you? Because I’m seeing someone behind your back.
- If I take you home, will you iron my clothes and make me a sandwich?
Cool Anti Pick Up Lines
- Are you a fortune cookie?Because you’re always wrong.
- Ask me if I’m a tree. Are you a tree? No.
- Do you work for UPS? Because I could swear that you were checking out my package.
- Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong
- Are you on your period, because there’s a blood stain on your pants
- Shall I compare you to a summer’s day? Damn you’re hot!
- Your name must be Calculus Homework because I have no interest in doing you.
- Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are? They must have been much drunker than I am.
- Are you a computer technician?Because you turn my hardware into software.
- Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
- How much does a Polar Bear weigh?I don’t know.About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
- Do Your feet hurt? Because you’ve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now
- Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.