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Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
- You’re looking very non-fat these days.
- Hello there, how do you brew?
- This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
- I’m going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
- You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
- Is that a steam wand in your pocket?
- I love the way your espresso yourself.
- You’ve turned me down before but I’m asking for an extra shot.
- Excuse me sir, is your name, Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!
- The barista may have forgotten your name… but I sure haven’t.
- Been thinking about you a latte
- Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I’ll buy the next round of caffeine.
- I will follow you wherever you go as long as there is Starbucks.
- I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
- I’m pretty sure the last 10 books I’ve read have all been in coffee shops. I don’t even know if I’m literate at home anymore.
- If I were a singer-songwriter, my ultimate goal would be to inspire novelists in coffee shops.
- Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
- Thusly tea-quipped, you may begin referring to yourself as Barney Steep-son.
- I like my coffee black too. You and I should discuss this common interest over these.
- I like my ladies like I like my coffee – a hot shock to the lap.
- Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.
- Hey girl, are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.
- Let’s make like this coffee and get steamy!
- You roast my heart!
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- Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn. I think I need mouth-to-mouth.
- I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
- Who do you think is the luckiest person in this cafe and why?
- My coffee is really hot. But you’re hotter.
- So I was aging this Pu-erh, and it got all wrinkled. Good thing I like it kinky.
- You mocha me crazy!
- I think I’d want nutritionist-approved bacon coffee.
- There, how do you brew?
- Excuse me, is it OK if I borrow your [computer/phone] charger for a sec? Mine keeps going in and out. Let me buy you a coffee for the inconvenience.
- Black coffee. A purist. I give my stamp of approval.
- Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
- I like my baristas like I like my coffee – hot, sweet, and creamy.
- Want some non-dairy creamer?
- Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants.
- Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. it’s not as hot as you.
- Hey, wait, give me another shot!
- Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd, because I’m nuts about you.
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- Tell me where you are sitting. I want to sit next to you.
- I’d take you to coffee but your Starbucks drink order embarrasses me.
- Hey, they call me coffee cause I grind so fine.
- Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
- Excuse me, miss, things are about to get real steamy in here.
- I like the way you espresso yourself.
- Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
- I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say
- Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants
- Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine.
- Can I buy you a coffee sometime?
- Do you have anything fun planned for the weekend?
- Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
- I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
- I like the way your espresso yourself.
- That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
- The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure haven’t.
- I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
- Do you make your own kombucha? Because those probiotics are doing your body good.
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- I’m soy into you.
- I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
- Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
- You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
- Hey, they call me coffee cause I grind so fine
- I love the way you espresso yourself.
- Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I’ll buy the next round of caffeine.
- Don’t add honey to that chamomile, you’re already too sweet.
- How many coffee beans do you think go into one espresso shot?
- Oh can you feel that? There is definitely something brewing between us.
- Did you hear about [something trending in the news]?
- Hey, if I bought you a drink would you let me sit here for several hours and work on this screenplay?
- I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.
- Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?
- You roast my heart.
- This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
- I like my baristas like I like my coffee – hot, sweet, and creamy.
- Wanna go on a doppio date?
- Can I borrow your outlet (Laptop/Cell Phone)?
- You’re such a TEAse.
