Hey friends, being creepy is not always a bad thing especially when you are using our Creepy pickup lines these lines are creepy but in the same way, they are flirty romantic, and a little creepy.
These lines can be in use especially when you are with your friends and doing a party and peoples are around you is drunk or in a good mood you may apply this pickup line according to the situation only in a bad situation these lines may offend another one however you may try your luck whenever you find the best situation.
These creepy pickup lines can help you to picking up your best one. Check the list below.
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Creepy Pick Up Lines
- I only thought about you once today–I just never stopped.
- Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
- I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
- My favorite color is clear. That way I can always see you.
- Got two nipples for a dime?
- I don’t want to come between you… or do I
- I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.
- Hi, I’m a new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
- You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
- May I have a piece of your toenail clippings to tape to my eyeglass lens?
- I wish I could sew myself to you.
- My pet bird died. I still have him though. He’s my only friend.
- I want to floss with your pubic hair.
- You remind me of my sister….In a romantic way.
- I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
- I will give you one thousand dollars to smell your shoes. Please. It’s an emergency.
- I’m working on a porn site. Wanna be in the first video?
- I secretly changed my name to your name, so when I tongue-kiss the mirror we are finally happening.
Best Creepy Pick Up Lines
- Just thought I would let you know, today is our negative two year anniversary.
- I bought the most expensive binoculars. That’s how much I love you.
- There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself.
- Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
- You might want to call a bomb squad because there’s going to be an explosion in your anus.
- Come on, I’m a friend of your dad.
- You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 20.
- I want to live in your socks, so I can be with you every step of the way.
- A guy walks up and checks your tag- “just what I thought…made in heaven.”
- Excuse me, i managed to notice that every time i pass you, a monster grows inside me called “bitch get in my car” i just hope it doesn’t escape and make me call after it.
- You remind me of my pinky toe.You’re small, cute, and I’m probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
- I want to be reincarnated as your baby so I can be breast-fed by you.
- Did you swallow a light bulb or something because you are shiny!
- Remember when you said my nose was weird? I cut it off! Can we go out now?
- Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
- Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
- Hey babe, I’ve got a back seat with your name on it.
- Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
Creative Creepy Pick Up Lines
- I want to put your Q-tips up my nose and go to sleep.
- That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you.
- Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
- You’re so good lookin’ I’d drink your bathwater.
- I got u something special baby, it’s the condom I used when I lost my virginity
- You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
- What’s the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now
- Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
- You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
- As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
- Do you live in a corn field?Because I’m stalking you.
- You know those birds that live inside crocodile’s mouths? I want to live inside your mouth.
- Hi, (look her up and down) you’ll do
- I just wanted to let you know that you have the sweetest smile while you’re asleep.
- I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
- I love you more than my jar of fingers.
- I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
- Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photoshoot?
- There will only be seven planets left, after I destroy Uranus.
- You look so cute when you’re sleeping. P.S. Try cleaning your closet sometime.
- You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
- The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
- I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
Creepy Pick Up Lines Ideas
- How much money do you want for your old toothbrush?
- Do you like rainbows, cus you can taste my rainbow any time.
- Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?
- We would make an amazing couple. I’m the guy sitting behind you at Starbucks right now. I got your number by looking over your shoulder while you were texting your boyfriend.
- OOOOOh, baby, u must have wished upon a star cause today is your lucky day!
- My Mom says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known.
- Hickory Dickery Dock, It’s time to suck my cock.
- You smell like trash, can I take you out?
- You look much more beautiful close up than you do through my telescope.
- (Smell a girl) “I smell that you are in season… want to breed?”
- Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime.
- You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement.
- Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R
- I’m a necrophiliac so why don’t you drop dead and I’ll think about it.
- I like my coffee like I like my women…sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer
- Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
- I’ve got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
- Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
- Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
- I would make out with your shadow on a gravel driveway.
- I made a blood painting for you.