Are you finding crime puns? Below you will find our collection of puns, collected over years from a variety of sources.
There are happening so many crimes all over the world. But sadly not everyone is aware of that crime. And not everyone is interested in knowing about this information. Many of you may want to get information. Help them by sharing the news on your social media feed. While sharing the news you can add those puns which we have shared below. So, make sure to check them out.
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Crime Puns
- The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged.
- I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
- The peanuts complained to the cops that they were a-salted.
- Rumors are that the sheriff locked up her boyfriend because he stole her heart.
- Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging
- A criminals best asset is his lie ability.
- If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence.
- The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
- A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He because a hardened criminal.
- My drug dealer cracks me up.
- The case against a donut thief was full of holes.
- I got a small ticket for speeding. It’s fine with me.
Best Crime Puns
- Weight loss pills stolen this morning – police say suspects are still at large.
- A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.
- Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can’t hit the high seas.
- A nut named Hazel held up a bank saying, “Give me all the cashew have.”
- A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
- A cop came rushing to the baseball game when he heard someone stole a base.
- The hydrogen atom ran to the police station. He was positive that his electron was stolen.
- When the gunman walked in, he turned the store into a flee market.
- I got a small ticket for speeding. It’s fine with me.
- Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can’t hit the high seas. DZ – Everson
- There’d be no turkey for Thanksgiving this year. The cops are going about making arrests for fowl play.
- Being friends with assassins is a bad idea. They’re all backstabbers.
Cool Crime Puns
- A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.
- The jar of coffee beans was lying empty. The cops think he was mugged.
- I found a smashed chickpea on my kitchen counter. The cops think it’s humm-icide.
- What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending. Ricdaddy – Ohio
- Prison walls are never built to scale.
- Weight loss pills stolen this morning – police say suspects are still at large.
- I know of a man who steals wheels off of cars. The police are looking for him tirelessly.
- A man stole a case of soap from the corner store. The police said he made a clean getaway.
- Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn’t know how long the sentence would be! Fun Puns
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
- My wife’s brother is a fugitive from jail. That makes him an out-law.
- Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months!
- The tongue-twister champion was arrested for a felony. I bet he’ll be given a tough sentence.
- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.