Are you hunting some dirty chat-up lines? Sometimes we need some changes in our life as change is necessary to get. Also, this thing goes for our social media. People might get bored seeing the same thing again and again. You also may want to see something different on your social media.
To cut your boringness you need to have some dirty chat up lines to make your conversation interesting. The below ones will bring something new and odd to your chat history.
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Dirty Chat Up Lines
- I was feeling off today, but you definitely turned me on.
- I’m having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?
- I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
- I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
- Are you a mask? Because I want you on my face.
- What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
- Let’s both be naughty together and save Santa a trip.
- I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
- It must be Christmas because I can’t wait to unwrap your package.
- I’d love to explore the box your virginity came in.
- Much like Santa, I also have a gift for you in my sleigh.
- I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
- Wanna go light my menorah?
- If I were a ballon, would you blow me?
- Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
- Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
- I’m like a Christmas present — you’ll love waking up to me in the morning.
- I can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?
- I’m not Santa, but you can sit on my lap.
- Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
- A part of me is tense and I think you’re perfect for easing it.
- Is your last name s*icide? because I want to commit to you.
- Is your name Clause, cause you got Mrs. written all over you.
- Did you just sit on a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.
- What’s the entry fee for your grand leg opening event?
Best Dirty Chat Up Lines
- I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.
- Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
- Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes out of date tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
- Is your a** a library book. Because I want to check you out.
- Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
- As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
- Want to make a cocktail? How about my bodily fluids and yours?
- You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
- Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
- Can you put your hair into pigtails for me? It’ll make it easier for me to ride you.
- I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?
- I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long.
- Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.
- Do you have a nickname? If not can I call you later?
- You’re so hot even my zipper is falling for you.
- If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
- Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
- My right hand is tired. Would you like to help it rest?
- Hey, do you have an inhaler? ‘Cause I heard you got that ass, ma!
- Shall we see how well our genes mix?
- Usually my favorite planet is Pluto, but I reckon it could be Uranus if you let me explore it.
- Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass.
- Are you the last air bender? ’cause I’d definitely like you bending for me.
- Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
Clever Dirty Chat Up Lines
- Hey cutie, you’re looking a little short on accessories. I’ve got one that’d look great in your mouth.
- Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
- Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
- I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.
- Let’s play house. You can be the door then I can slam you all I want.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
- Your ass is so tight I want to crack my nuts on it.
- Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
- We were both born without clothes.
- Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
- I honestly find your lack of nudity disturbing.
- Can you tell me what time your legs open, please?
- Hold on, you’ve got something on your ass. . .my eyes.
- Hey, you just cured my erectile dysfunction. Go you.
- Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
- Wanna know the difference between a unicorn horn and an erection? I don’t have a unicorn horn right now.
- Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons.
- They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
- I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
- Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
- Let me guess your favorite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your ass.
Dirty Chat Up Lines For You
- Do you like whales? I have a hump-back at my place.
- Your tits are so beautiful I won’t even pretend to know where your face is.
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
- I know, you be the coffee and I’ll give you some creamer for free.
- Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.
- Damn, that ass is bigger than my future.
- I promise I’m not like what you’re used to.
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
- If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
- What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
- Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates or me?
- What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
- Are you a washing machine? Because I want to put my dirty load in you.
- Do you like the song ‘Jingle Bells’? Because you look like you go all the way!
- Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
- I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
- Don’t worry about drinking your calories, I’ll help you burn them off.
- Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.
- Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
- That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?
- I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
- If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
- How do you want your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?
- Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.