When winter comes, it comes with so many foggy days. On foggy days, we don’t feel much productive. We want our time to spend on our cozy bed with a cup of tea and a book or Netflix. But we humans are different. Few people want to go outside just to enjoy the foggy weather. If you belong to these few people then click photos of this weather and post them on your social media with funny fog puns.
Show light on a foggy day with the help of the below puns. Make your feed brighter on a foggy day.
Fog Puns
- RIP boiled water. You will be mist.
- I’ve never understood fog machines. They mystify me to this day.
- I kept bumping into ducks and chickens in the fog yesterday. Fowl weather.
- Sad to see the end of my boiling water. It will be mist.
- Who is fog’s favourite relative? His anticyclone.
- I was confused about where to keep my Fog, then I bought a cloud storage plan.
- There was a fog machine on sale, but I didn’t have enough cash. It was a mist opportunity.
- How do you wrap up some fog? With a rainbow…
- I saw a motorway sign saying “Fog Ahead”. Couldn’t spot it though, it was far too misty.
- I heard there were fog patches on the motorway. I guess that means it’s trying to give up Fog.
Best Fog Puns
- If I disappeared into the fog tomorrow, would I be mist?
- Accidentally knocked my grandmas ashes into a fog machine….She will be mist.
- What happens when the fog lifts over Los Angeles? UCLA.
- What’s worse for traffic than when it’s foggy? When it’s hailing taxis.
- My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?” I replied, “I don;t see myself doing that.”
- I tried to catch the fog one day.But I mist
- Spoke to some scientists who were studying the odder aspects of fog. They were mystified
- My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?” I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
- What did one cloud of fog say to the other? I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
- It was pretty foggy outside today. I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
- I used some magic to make some fog laugh. It was mist tickle.