Mood changes very frequently. If you are moody then you know that. If you have a fresh mood that doesn’t mean it remains the same the very next day. If you have a funny mood right now then show it to the other person by choosing funny pick-up lines.
Now people are attracted by funny images, and lines. If you are funny then you may not be cool. So, show your coolness to the world by using pick-up lines. These will boost your chat history. These will bring freshness to your mood. Use these to make a happy mood.
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Funny Pick Up Lines
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.
- You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.
- I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
- I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
- I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
- Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
- You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
- Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
- Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
- You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Best Funny Pick Up Lines
- Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
- Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
- Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
- You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
- Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
- Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
- Did you license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
- Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
- I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
- I wasn’t always religious. But I am now, because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
- You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.
- I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
Hilarious Funny Pick Up Lines
- Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
- I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
- Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
- Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!
- Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you.
- Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
- Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
- If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’
- Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
- You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
- Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!
- There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
- I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
- I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.
Funny Pick Up Lines For You
- You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
- Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
- You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
- If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’
- Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
- Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.
- If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
- I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
- Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
- Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
- I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
- Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
- If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.
