Welcome to our platform if you looking for amazing and super cool Insulting Pick up lines. These lines are not just insulting but way flirtier than you think and if the other one has a crush on you then that person going to love these lines but be aware to tell these Insulting Pick up Lines, only when you see the other one is a good or in funny mood otherwise these lines might not work.
However these lines sound pretty funny and insulting at the same time, we have the best collections of these lines for you. For a list, please check the list below.
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Insulting Pick Up Lines
- Are you Jamaican? Cuz Jamaican me vomit!
- You may not be Jesus, but I’d still nail the heck out of you.
- They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.
- Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
- Are you a motorcycle? Because I’d like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.
- Your daddy must’ve been a thief, cuz he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.
- Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go and dance so I can talk to your friend?
- How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?
- Babe, you smell like shit, sorry!
- You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
- Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 149.6 million kilometers away from me.
- You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
- What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
- I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
- Your daddy must’ve been a baker, cuz you’ve got some hot buns! Also, you smell like yeast.
- Come with me if you want to live!
- Did you know that a pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? I bet I can make yours last longer than that.
- Are you a mirror? Because I die a little inside whenever I look at you.
- Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Best Insulting Pick Up Lines
- I think I’ve fallen in puppy love. Oh, I thought you were a dog, nevermind.
- Fuck me if I’m wrong, but aren’t you extremely fugly?
- Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
- They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.
- Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.
- My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
- Are you a motorcycle? Because I’d like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.
- You are so sweet, it made your teeth rot.
- Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
- I think I saw you on TV. Oh yeah, it was on animal planet.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? It must have, considering that you clearly landed on your face.
- You’re just how I like my coffee – bitter and diarrhea inducing.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
- God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.
- Let’s play the Pinocchio game. You sit on my face, and I’ll tell you a lie.
- You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
- My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They’re probably long dead.
- Are you a mosquito? Because you’re so annoying!
Funny Insulting Pick Up Lines
- Is your mom a hooker? Cause I’m hooked on you.
- Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!
- You look a lot like my next victim.
- Wow, you have the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
- Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut!
- Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me?
- There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
- Are you a snack? Because everyone eats you for fun.
- You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
- Are you the future? Because you’re looking hopeless and bleak.
- Are you Netflix? because i think you’re a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I’m done!
- Are you poop? Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you.
- Hey, you dropped something. My standards.
- Did you fall from Heaven? Because your face is messed up.
- You’re the thot that counts!
- My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren’t conventionally attractive.
- For a fatty, you don’t seem to sweat much.
Cool Insulting Pick Up Lines
- Your beauty is directly proportional to the distance between us.
- If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
- My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren’t conventionally attractive.
- Your daddy must’ve been a pirate, cuz he had some great booty. Too bad you’re a hideous sea monster.
- If you were a pair of boots you would be Ugg-ly.
- You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
- You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven… and landed on your face?
- Are you constipated? Because you are so full of sh*t!
- Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
- You remind me of my brother/sister.
- Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
- I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside, of course.
- Are you a tumor? Because you grow on me fast. I want to take you out now or die trying.