Pizza Puns

72 Best Pizza Puns Ideas For You-Cheesy 2023

Throwing a small party with your friends but are not you sure about what to put in dinner or lunch? If your friends love pizza then throwing a pizza party is a great option. They will love to attend this party. You all can have fun while enjoying your pizza party. And a party can’t be completed without taking lots of funny pictures. Don’t fill your gallery by just storing them. Share these small pizza party pictures on your social media feed with the help of delicious pizza puns.

We won’t disappoint you as we already have the best pizza puns. Keep scrolling and check the best one.

Pizza Puns

Pizza Puns
  • Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
  • Girl, are you a pizza? Because I have this huge crust on you.
  • Because you were made just for me.
  • This is one cheesy party you won’t want to miss.
  • I have pizza. (smooth, huh?)
  • What do you call a sleeping pizza? A Pizzzza.
  • While in Italy, I want to see the leaning tower of pizza.
  • She is the only girl who can steal the pizza of my heart.
  • I love you from my head tomatoes.
  • I’m available with or without the sausage.
  • Why did the man go into the pizza business? He wanted to make some dough.
  • Because every slice of you is perfect.
  • What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas? Cheeses Crust.
  • When you are a pizza lover, you focus on having a slice day instead of having a nice day.
  • Have a slice day!
  • What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting? There’s mushroom for improvement.
  • Waiter, will my pizza be long? No sir, it will be round!
  • What does a pizza love to do in its spare time? Go slice-skating.
  • Babe, are you a pizza?
  • What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
  • How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
  • Why do people keep pizzas in the freezer? To put the “ice” in slice.
  • You and I make a deluxe combo.

Best Pizza Puns

Best Pizza Puns
  • You’re my cutie pie.
  • You’re the greatest thing since sliced pizza.
  • Sorry to sound cheesy, but I crust say, you have melted my heart!
  • This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
  • What does an anteater like on its pizza? Ant-chovies.
  • Unlike this pizza, you can’t be topped.
  • Are you a personal pizza?
  • It’s slice to meet you.
  • Look, it’s the leaning tower of Cheeza!
  • Did you hear about the guy who wanted to open a pizzeria on an airplane? It was a pie-in-the-sky idea!
  • Why was it so funny to catch who stole the pizza? The plan wasn’t very well thawed-out.
  • People who eat pizzas are more trustworthy and compassionate than those who don’t.
  • No miss, your pizza will be round.
  • [Make Your Own] It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
  • What other good pick up lines about pizza do you know?

Cheesy Pizza Puns

Cheesy Pizza Puns
  • What kind of cheese to hairdressers like on their pizza? Perm-asan!
  • You have a pizza my heart!
  • You are my home slice.
  • If you’d be a slice of pizza, you’d be supreme.
  • Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
  • All I’m saying is…. give pizza a chance.
  • Olive you so, so much!
  • Seven days without pizza makes one weak.
  • I love you. Was that too cheesy?
  • I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
  • It’s slice to meet you.
  • Do you fancy a pizza me?
  • How do cats eat pizzas? They put it in their mouths, just like the rest of us!
  • Can you buy me a pizza? I’m trying to save money. I knead the dough.
  • Life is all about eating different types of pizzas, rest is just passing.
  • Where do pepperonis love to go on holiday? The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
  • Girl, you’ve stolen a pizza my heart.

Pizza Jokes

Pizza Jokes
  • Look, it’s the leaning tower of Cheeza!
  • Are you a pizza delivery guy? Because boy, you sure can deliver.
  • Life is not perfect, humans are not perfect, but a pizza can be.
  • What do you call a person who doesn’t has any affinity towards pizza? What a weirdough!
  • The only love triangle I want is a slice of pizza.
  • Hey, wanna go out? I’m very peperlonely.
  • I love you, hot or cold.
Pizza Puns
  • Waiter, will my pizza be long?
  • What does a pizza love to eat for dessert? Slice pudding.
  • Sending you a pizza offering.
  • Roses are red, the sky is blue, I ordered a pepperoni pizza, I will eat it and give none of you.
  • Join us for a slice of fun.
  • What type of cheese do dogs like on their pizza? Mutt-zarella!
  • You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
  • I saw a shop sign that said ‘Wood Fired Pizza’ and I thought “Wood fired Pizza? How will Pizza earn money now?”
  • For a supreme friend.
  • My pizza can’t be topped!
  • You’ll be the pizza and I’ll be the cheese. That way, I can melt all over you.

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