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Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
- Would you like to spread for me baby girl?
- I just wanna let you know that the turkey might not be able to gobble any more but you can gobble me anytime.
- I want to stuff your kind of something good tonight. Are you ready dear?
- There’s only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
- Baby, you’re like a turkey dinner: I’ll eat you with (cranberry) relish.
- I love thanksgiving because it’s the time of the year I get to lose my belt for you and for food.
- I know what I’ll be sticking in your cornucopia.
- I’m the opposite of a turkey, I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
- Is it just you, or is it getting hot in here?
- Oh you like gherkins? I LOVE whole dill spears for my Thanksgiving table.
- Now that we’ve had some turkey are you ready for the stuffing.
- Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
- Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
- I think with you around I always have to wear my oven mitts because you are that hot darling.
- You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.
- Curious about the taste of my turkey? Do not worry darling I got you.
Best Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
- How about we skip the turkey and go straight to desert.
- Is that a deep fried turkey stuffed with coleslaw and mashed potatoes or are you just happy to see me?
- Happy Turkey Day, America! Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
- One look at you and I’m gonna have to unbutton my pants! Cause they are about to burst!
- I can give you something to really be thankful about!
- Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.
- If I was a turkey, I’d be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
- The food’s not the only thing that makes me want to come home for thanksgiving, there’s you.
- If I was a turkey, I’d be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
- Want to know the best part of thanksgiving? It is definitely when you stuffed me dear.
- The only thing I love about this dinner is the thrill of having you here beside me.
- I like your taste more than that marshmallow on a candied yam.
- For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
- Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.
- I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.
- I crave the kind of spread you are about to give me.
- Let’s play pilgrims and native Americans; I’ll lure you over under false pretenses and we’ll feast.
- Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.
- Let’s go make my Plymouth rock.
Funny Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
- Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
- I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
- Please butter my biscuit.
- Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
- I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
- How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?
- I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
- On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment .. halftime.
- Call me tryptophan, because you’ll be sleepy when we’re done together.
- I just checked your thermometer and damn your bird is hot boy but I can make it hotter.
- It is not only the food that you are cooking that is making my pants burst darling.
- How about we skip the turkey and go straight to dessert.
- They say tying the legs together keeps everything moist.
- Did you save room? Because I have something else to gobble on.
- Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.
- Mmm cranberry sauce.
- Yes, you can butter my biscuit.
Pick Up Lines For Thanksgiving 2022
- Hey baby, why don’t you come over to my house for a little turkey and undressing?
- I’d love to get you in my gravy boat.
- I have a thing for butterballs.
- That turkey ain’t the only thing getting stuffed this holiday.
- I’m a real master baster.
- Let’s play pilgrims and native Americans; I’ll lure you over under false pretenses and we’ll feast.
- Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.
- I would like to admire how far you can spread tonight at thanksgiving darling.
- Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you already?
- You can call me Tryptophan, because you’ll be all sleepy after I’m done with you!
- The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.
- I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
- You’re such a hot bird, I’d give you my presidential pardon.
- I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
- Gosh, I dunno if I can fit this drumstick onto my plate.
- If you choose to pull the wishbone with me tonight, I promise I will let you win.
- Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I promise I’ll let you win!
- If you didn’t want to sit at the kids’ table then you shouldn’t have seen the new Twilight movie.
- I do not need any gravy boat because your taste is more than enough.