The powerful and arrogant god thor is a favorite of many of us. He is a very much popular character all over the world. Most people know his name at least. But few may not know even now also. Do you know him? I am sure, you are. But all your social media friends may not know. Let them introduce this character by sharing his picture with proper thor captions for Instagram.
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Thor Captions

- You should know that when you betray me, I will kill you.
- This drink, I like it! Another!
- Do I look to be in a gaming mood?
- You’ll die for that!
- Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever.
- Then point me in the direction of whoever’s ass I have to kick!
- All words are made up.
- For the first time in a thousand years, I have no path.
- There will never be a wiser king than you. Or a better father. I have much to learn. I know that now. One day, perhaps, I will make you proud.
- Be warned, this boy grows tired of your mockery!
- I have no plans to die today.
- He’s adopted.
Thor Captions for Instagram

- I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. Because’s that– because’s that what heroes do.
- You’re big. I’ve fought bigger.
- She’s too strong. Without my hammer, I can’t…
- Yeah, it’s called the…revengers!
- IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
- Is he, though?
- I’m only alive because fate wants me alive.
- My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together? Fandral, Hogun, who led you into the glory of battles?
- At least make it a challenge for me!
- You dare Threaten me, Thor, with so puny a weapon?
- I’d rather be a good man than a great king.
Most Famous Thor Captions For Instagram

- Your ancestors called it magic, and you call it science.
- I knew it!!
- Thank you, sweet rabbit.
- I like this one.
- We’re not friends, and I don’t give a shit about your games!
- Asgard is not a place it’s a people.

- I went for the head.
- I notice you’ve copied my beard.
- This drink, I like it! ANOTHER!
- Life is all about growth and change.

- There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake…
- Bring me, Thanos!
Thor Quotes For Instagram

- You people are so petty. And tiny.
- I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them…
- I don’t hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.
- Fortunately, I am mighty!
- This drink, I like it. Another!

- I will protect Asgard and all the realms with my last and every breath, but I cannot do so from that chair. Loki for all his grave imbalance understood rule as I know I never will. The brutality, the sacrifice, it changes you.
- You people are so petty, and tiny.

- He’s a friend from work!
- Jane’s better.
- By Odin’s beard, you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor! Please! Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair.
- We’re the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools.
- Brother, whatever I have done to wrong you, whatever I have done to lead you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.
- I choose to run towards my problems and not away from them.