Time teaches us many things. Through time we get experiences. Through time everyone learns a lot. Time plays the biggest teacher in our life. Everything we see, what we experience everything is done by time. So, we need to value it. We need it to utilize it properly, we need to rectify it. But at first, we need to know the importance of it. Everyone needs to know it. So, show the importance of time by time puns.
We have collected amazing time puns. Go and grab them.
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Time Puns
- It’s important to always remove your watch before telling any secrets. Time will tell.
- I say, they’re finally making a movie about clocks. It’s about time.
- I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
- How does a witch know what time it is? She takes a look at her witch watch!
- What’s a good time to step out for a bathroom break? Poo-thirty!
- What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
- Light travels faster than sound. Turns out that’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- What would a clock be if it didn’t have any numbers? Timeless!
- I held my wristwatch up to the mirror. It was time for reflection.
- I tried eating a clock last week, but I don’t think I’m going to do it again. It’s really quite time consuming.
- Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
Best Time Puns
- Today I played hide and seek with my best friends. The game lasted all day. I guess good friends really are hard to find!
- They’re finally making a movie called clocks. It’s about time.
- I was thinking about an old car I owned that got stuck in reverse gear. That took me back.
- What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
- The wristwatch didn’t believe the story the clock was telling it. It was second hand information.
- 11:59:59 is my favorite time of day – it’s second to noon.
- I got a new 24-hour clock yesterday and it’s broken already. It only lasted a day.
- I always take my watch off before sharing a secret. Because time will tell.
- A man I know tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
- The bartender said “we don’t serve time travelers in this establishment”. A time traveller walks into a bar.
- What’s another name for a clock that’s on the moon? A lunar tick.
Cool Time Puns
- Why wasn’t the clock working properly? It needed a hand.
- Yesterday I bought six watches. You could say I have a lot of time on my hands.
- 11:59:59am has always been my favorite time of day. To be honest, it’s second to noon.
- I went out and purchased seven watches this weekend. I know, I have plenty of time on my hands.
- Our dog is called Rolex. He’s a watch dog.
- I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn’t find the thyme…
- The other day I asked my manager if I could finish my shift early. She said as long as I made up the time it was fine with her. I said, “ok, it’s 15 past 30.”
- I got a new 24-hour clock yesterday and it’s broken already. It only lasted a day.
- How can you tell when your clock is really hungry? It goes back four seconds.
- The robber barged into the watch store and yelled “hands up!”
- My clock at home stopped working. Turns out it just needed a hand to get going.
Time Puns Ideas
- I was voted ‘Most likely to travel back in time, class of 2056’.
- What’s another name for a belt that’s wearing a watch? A waist of time!
- 6:30 is the best time, hands down.
- What time do astronauts eat? Launch time!
- What happens when you pester a watch? It becomes ticked off.
- Did you hear that they fired Jim from the watch shop even after all the extra time he put in?
- I heard a great time travel joke tomorrow.
- I’m annoyed. I picked up a brand new 24 hour clock and it’s already broken. It only lasted one day.
- The book on chronology I ordered has finally arrived in the mail. It’s about time.
- Why do so many people smash their clocks? To kill time.
- What kind of dog can tell time? A watchdog!