Vampire pickup lines the very unpractical lines and based on vampire situations as you already know vampires are not real but these Vampire pickup lines do exist “You may feel like a hungry vampire if you are suddenly thirsty for love and passion right now” or “Hey big boy, I bet you can stay up all night”.
These are one of the best pickup lines but unfortunately, it works very rarely, and sometimes you may also get slapped but these lines sound cheesy and romantic in a funny way you may try these. For more please check the list below.
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Vampire Pick Up Lines
- Is that bloodlust I’m sensing — or just lust?
- Is that a scab on your arm, or are you just happy to see me?
- You’re so beautiful I think my heart just stopped. Wow, it really did!
- I love a girl with brains, but not in the zombie way.
- It’s almost midnight. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.
- If i was a vampire I’d bite you.
- You have permission to enter me anytime.
- Give me a sketchbook baby, because I want to draw your blood.
- I felt like a vampire, but I am not hungry for your love and instead, I want your beautiful heart.
- You’re like the sun you’re so hot you make my blood boil.
- They say my blood is the sweetest. Wanna find out how the rest me tastes?
- If you were blood I’d suck you.
- I can make your heart beat again.
- How would you like to be immortal for just one night?
- One hour with me and you’ll be seeing THREE reflections in a mirror.
- Rigor mortis means lasting power.
Best Vampire Pick Up Lines
- You look dead sexy. Literally.
- It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The pretty girl always goes first.
- You’re so sexy, you make me want to whip something out — and it’s not a crucifix.
- You sound English. I can show you a bloody good time.
- Hey girl! Wanna go out for a bite.
- Is there room for two in your coffin?
- How about joining me for a bite.
- Will you turn into a bat for me? A long, hard one?
- Your life would suck without me… oh, wait it will suck with me.
- I suck. You suck. Let’s make this a party.
- You’re so beautiful, Van Helsing wouldn’t kill you.
- Is there anything human left in you? Would you like some?
- If you were a blood type you’d be my favorite.
- I want to suck your blood… and your toes.
- Are you a vampire? Because your good looks drive me batty.
- You can suck for my love if you are still thirsty from drinking these lovely cranberry vodkas.
- I’m a 500 year old cougar, And the best you’ll ever have.
- I’m a vampire in the streets, But a real devil in the sheets.
- You drive me batty.
Clever Vampire Pick Up Lines
- Hey big boy, I bet you can stay up all night.
- I can really suck the life out of you.
- You’re like the sun you’re so hot you make my blood boil.
- You’re so beautiful I think my heart just stopped. Wow it really did!
- Is it true that lady vampires really know how to suck?
- You look good enough to eat.
- If I said you have a beautiful corpse, would you hold it against me?
- I’m a 500-year-old cougar, And the best you’ll ever have.
- That’s a nice looking cape. It would look even nicer on the floor at the foot of my bed.
- Is it true what they say about lady vampires? That they really know how to suck?
- You may feel like a hungry vampire if you are suddenly thirsty for love and passion right now.
- I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.
- Van Helsing wouldn’t kill you because you are so beautiful.
- Don’t worry, I won’t impale you with a stake.
- I turn into an animal in bed. No really, I’m serious.
- Your eyes are like my skin, sparkles in the sun.
- I can make your heartbeat again.
- I want to suck your blood… and your toes.
