We’re almost at the spookiest time of the year, thrill-seekers and lovers of all things autumnal. When Twilight and The Vampire Diaries were released, you probably fell for the vampires hard in your Halloween-loving heart. Also, if you’re dressing up as a vampire for Halloween this year, you’ll need cute Vampire Quotes For Instagram.
Let me help you. Wear black, smokey eye makeup, bold lips, glitter, and, of course, vampire fangs. Your pet could also be dressed up as a vampire for the sweetest #twinning picture ever.
This Halloween, you can match one of these adorable Vampire Quotes For Instagram with whichever creature you meet. Happy Halloween! Please check the list below.
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Vampire Quotes For Instagram
- I Had To Switch To De-Coffin-Ated Lattes.
- Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.
- Sometimes, love bites.
- I’m sorry, Elena. I know what it’s like to lose both your parents. In fact, Stefan and I have watched almost every single person we’ve ever cared about die.
- It’s not the size of your fangs, it’s how you bite.
- You want a love that consumes you, you want passion and adventure and even a little danger.
- I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dracula.
- Sun’s out, vampires in.
- I’m on the necks level.
- I Keep Bleeding, I Keep, Keep Bleeding Love— Leona Lewis, Bleeding Love
- I count stand it.
- Excuse me while I sharpen my fangs for all the candy I’m about to eat.
- I still can’t decide if I’m #TeamEdward or #TeamJacob.
- If there’s one thing real vampires seem to have in common, it is their reluctance to tell the world about who, and what, they are.
- A starving child is a frightful sight. A starving vampire, even worse.
- When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.
- It Was Love At First Bite.
- Too Cute To Spook.
- We’re in hell. My own person, custom-built hell.
- Am I wearing my ‘I blow up the council’ t-shirt?
- I was a newborn vampire, weeping at the beauty of the night.
- Doing this sweet thing called being a vampire.
- Having A Fang-Tastic Time On Halloween.
- The vampire is an outsider. He’s the perfect metaphor for those things. He’s someone who looks human and sounds human but is not a human, so he’s always on the margins.
- Here for a bloody good time.
- Now this is a role I can sink my teeth into!
- Creepin’ It Real With The Vampires.
- Vampires are real. They’re usually not the cape-wearing, “mwah-hah-hah-ing” types, but rather people with ordinary jobs who just happen to consume blood.
- Waking up bite and early.
- It’s not the size of your fangs, it’s how you bite.
- I’ll be the Bella to your Edward.
- A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age.
- Hanging upside down on the monkey bars has adequately prepared me for the bat life.
- Having the most fangtastic Halloween with my vampires.
- Vampires know how to creep it real.
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- Roses Are Red, This Vampire Is Going To Bed.
- I’ve always been a little batty.
- Why Are You Being So Cryptic?
- Just Suck It Up.
- My blood type is pumpkin spice.
- You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
- Getting kissed by a vampire is a pain in the neck.
- Just So You Know, Life Would Really Suck Without You.
- But First, Let Me Be A Little Dramatic.
- It was love at first bite.
- Cause baby now we got bad blood.
- Hanging out with you doesn’t suck.
- Fangs for the memories.
- Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!
- Just suck it up.
- All Bats Are Off.
- Relax. I haven’t killed anyone in…too long.
- Vampires occur everywhere, but in busy cities no one notices.
- You’re so vein.
- Vampires are sleek demons for good times.
- I Must Be A Vampire, Because I Also Love Sleeping All Day.
- Twilight My Fire.
- You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy… maybe one camera guy.
- Vampires are real skinflints, I’ve noticed.
- When people see good they expect good and I don’t want to live up to anyone’s expectations.
- Vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires … How avant-garde!
- I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love.
- If you need me I’ll be in my coffin.
- Waiting for the sun to go down…
- Death is the one predator we can’t escape. But vampires have found the loophole so many of us crave. I think that is the allure of vampirism.
- This Vampire Is Too Cute To Spook.
- There’s no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.
- The blood is the life!
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- When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.
- Just my blood type.
- Orange You Glad I’m A Vampire For Halloween This Year?
- Doing This Sweet Thing Called Being A Vampire.
- I’m going out to get a bite to drink.
- It’s cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.
- I have never met a vampire personally, but I don’t know what might happen tomorrow.
- Stop Being So Negative, Blood Is Fine.
- Orange you glad I’m a vampire for Halloween this year?
- Count me in.
- What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman And A Vampire? Frostbite.
- Going To Sink My Fangs Into All These Sweet Treats.
- Loving the monsters always ends badly for the humans. It’s a rule.
- Without passion… we’d be truly dead.
- He Fangs All Here.
- If You’ve Got It, Haunt Itrose Pressey
- I must be a vampire, because I also love sleeping all day.
- There’s no set-in-stone way to be a vampire, especially with the evil ones.
- If Vampires Really Sleep During The Day, Sign Me Up.
- I don’t live to drain, I drain to live.
- Don’t Mind Mejust Sinking My Teeth Into All This Halloween Candy.
- I think an obligatory “10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck” is in order for this vamp.
- You Say Vampire Like It’s A Bad Thing.
- My Blood Type Is Pumpkin Spice.
- Vampires can live a very long time, theoretically forever, which means their idea of getting down to business can be damn leisurely.
- Sun’s Out, Vampires In.
- Hey, Don’t Vamp My Style.
- And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
- About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.