When you go out for wine, are you trying to pick up girls or guys? Wine pick-up lines can be used at any wine festival or event such as a Vineyard, Winery, or even a Winery. You can make this process easier since you may already be drunk when the person you are interested in is. Talk to people at the great place.
Here is a clever and witty Wine Pick Up Lines that you can use to introduce yourself. Also great for flirty exchanges, these pick-up lines are worth a try. Celebrate special dates like Valentine’s Day and anniversaries with some nice wines. Please check the list below.
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Wine Pick Up Lines
- I’m driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard … would you like to be my co-pilot?
- I really like your carboys.
- You remind me of a tumbler of whiskey. You’re mature, smooth, and I’ll definitely be pounding you tonight.
- I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I’ve learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I’d love to share them with you.
- You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.
- I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?
- If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I’d name it after you.
- I can tell a grape’s ripe by the way it tastes.
- If I tasted you, I’d roll you around with my tongue for hours.
- Heard you ordered Sex on the Beach. I got some suntan lotion…
- You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
- I’ve a bottle of Domaine Romanée Conti with your name all over it.
- This ain’t no beer belly. It’s the gas tank for my love machine.
- I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you’re feelin’ frisky.
- May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?
- I think I must have drank too much wine, because when you walked in, the room started to spin.
Short Wine Pick Up Lines
- Woops. Looks like you owe me a drink, girl/guy.” (But why???) “Because I dropped mine when you walked by just now.
- I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.
- I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?
- Wow! I thought my wine had nice legs!
- You’re so hot, you could make my wine mull with just one look.
- You me, a bottle of wine and you ex’s email?
- Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.
- I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
- You had me at merlot.
- You’re spicier than Syrah.
- I would buy you a drink, baby, but then I’d be so jealous of the glass.
- You’re eyes are as sparkling as this glass of Champagne.
- You’re so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.
Wine Pick Up Lines 2022
- Yeah, I get that the whiskey is from Tennessee, but you’re the only 10 I see.
- I promise, I’ll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.
- I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
- I can tell a grape’s ripe by the way it tastes.
- I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body really good.
- You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.
- I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.
- You’re about as intoxicating as fortified wine.
- I think we could make beautiful wine together.
- You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.
- How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?
- I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you’re feelin’ frisky.