We are all stuck in the situation like when we need to tell someone that we are not the one to mess with. We have to show sometimes who we are to someone. But most of the time we can’t do it face-to-face. We think that it is against our rules. But you need to respect yourself first.
To earn respect, sometimes we have to open our mouths, but not all the time you can do that. Sometimes through social media and chat, we can do that. And to do so, you can choose the worst chat up lines.
Worst Chat Up Lines
- Is There An Airport Nearby; Or Is That Just My Heart Taking Off?
- This must be a gallery because you are a work of art. (Try not to laugh when you say this.)
- Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
- Was your mother a beaver? Because damn!
- You look a lot like my next victim.
- Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- I’ve Lost That Loving Feeling, Will You Help Me Find It Again?
- Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
- Are you a motorcycle? Because I’d like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.
- Well, Here I Am. What Are Your Other Two Wishes?
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.
Best Worst Chat Up Lines
- Hello, the voices in my head told me to come to see you.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
- You must be a tower because Eiffel for you.
- Are you a tax collector? Because I’m gonna avoid you at all costs!
- I’d drink your bathwater.
- Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
- They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.
- Are you pi? Because you’re being irrational and this conversation is going in circles.
- Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes for the genie?
- Did you know that a pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? I bet I can make yours last longer than that.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
Bad Chat Up Lines
- If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!
- Baby, If We Came To Some Agreement You’d Be The Fine Print.
- Quick, pass me the inhaler. You took my breath away.
- Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!
- Much as I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
- Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!
- If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me?
- You’re So Sweet, You’re Giving Me A Toothache.
- For a fatty, you don’t seem to sweat much.
- If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
- If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
Amazing Worst Chat Up Lines
- Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.
- I believe in God because you’re the answer to my prayers.
- If Women Were Boogers, I’d Pick You First.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
- Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious.
- Are you the future? Because you’re looking hopeless and bleak.
- Have You Ever Been Arrested? It Must Be Illegal To Look That Good.
- Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
- You owe me a drink! You’re so ugly I dropped mine the moment I saw you.