Having a hard time coming up with Cheese Puns? We all know the old Cheese Puns no longer work well today, so we know you’ll love these new Cheese Puns! Everyone has a favorite type of cheese, and everything is better when you’re laughing.
Puns about cheese can be a great way to tie the two together, as long as you KRAFT them well. We have created these Cheese Puns that can be used anywhere and everywhere. These can be used at parties, family gatherings, or as Instagram captions.
A cheese pun will always make cheese-lovers smile, and they can be used for any occasion. For Cheese Puns check the list below.
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Cheese Puns
- Makes meals legendary.
- Immortal taste.
- Life is too short for fake butter, cheese, or people.
- So grilled to see you.
- Forever provolone.
- Whisper words of wisdom, let it brie.
- I don’t want to sound cheesy, but we go really gouda together.
- My kind of addiction.
- Brie mine.
- Mozzarella lost her glass slipper
- We brie-long together.
- I’ll get a-rind to it.
- Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
- In queso emergency, eat cheese.
- Would you brie mine?
- Goes hand-in-hand with toast!
- You make me melt.
- I can feel it coming in gruyere tonight.
- No cheese, no squeeze.
- Keep it cheesy.
- Say cheese!
- Sounds cheesy to me.
- Putting pleasure first.
- Here’s to saying “cheese” for all the things I’m grateful for.
- Movement in a new direction helps find new cheese.
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- The Senator from Vermont Cheddar
- Molten goodness.
- Exactly the kind of thing you could eat and eat without getting tired.
- That’s what cheese said.
- This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.
- My favorite kind of music is R&Brie.
- Cheese improves the flavor of life.
- Worry is today’s mouse eating tomorrow’s cheese.
- Cheesin’ real hard.
- One of life’s greatest pleasures.
- You are the cheese to my macaroni.
- I have a Danish Blue Christmas without you.
- You’re lookin’ so gouda today.
- I hope you’re having a gouda day.
- Aging like fine cheese.
- I’m mature for my age.
- I think my soulmate might be cheese.
- I was probably a mouse in my previous life.
- Cheese, wine, and friends must be old to be good.
Funny Cheese Puns
- Just in queso you didn’t know, you’re the best.
- Melted cheese is an ingenious creation. It can veil even the most mediocre of flavors.
- The stronger, the better!
- You feta believe I love being your friend.
- What music does cheese listen to? R & Brie.
- Have you accepted cheeses into your life?
- I hope you’re having a gouda day.
- Swiss cheese is always a neutral choice.
- Extra cheese, please!
- When all else fails, CHEESE.
- Frankly my dear, I don’t give edam.
- Have a grate day.
- Healthy cheese from the best dairy!
- It ain’t easy being cheesy.
- Cheesus Christ!
- Be like cheese (or bacon), and make everything you touch better.
- Hey, that’s nacho cheese.
- The tummy treat!
- Greatest thing ever!
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- Grab the queso!
- Whether it is consumed or said, cheese doesn’t fail to bring a smile to the face.
- Working your way towards the cheese is the goal of the rat race.
- Did you know that cheese has a high concentration of casein? That stuff is what makes it addictive!
- Gooey and oozy.
- To brie, or not to brie.
- The cheesier, the better.
- You’re piment-ed.
- Delicious whether eaten alone or paired.
- Y’all gon’ make me lose my rind up in here, up in here
- Stay cheesy.
- Oozing with appeal!
- Cheese-licious goodness!
- Find me where the cheesy things are.
- Perfectly paired with every day.
- Sliced and diced!
- I would be so provolone without you.
- Hey, you’re looking sharp.
- Makes my blood curdle.
- Cheese is what keeps the world on its toes.
- Dreaming of a mountain of shaved Parmigiano-Reggiano.
- Smiling extra big.
- Let’s brie friends forever.
- Comte as you are
- I ate so much cheese I have to Leyden.
- I like you because you are cheesy.
Cheese Puns 2022
- Stringy, not mingy.
- You belong in my tummy.
- But first, cheese.
- I don’t want to sound cheesy, but we go really gouda together.
- Milk’s leap towards immortality.
- I CHEDDAR the world.
- Crackers ready; I’m going to the moon!
- I’m no doctor but I know that adding cheese to anything makes it an anti-depressant.
- You’re lookin’ so gouda today.
- I love you like a mouse loves cheese.
- Everyone should have a block of cheese somewhere in their fridge.
- Made from real milk.
- Gooey cheese is the glue that keeps my life from falling apart.
- The secret ingredient is, and will always be, cheese.
- With many turns and holes, life is much like Swiss cheese.
- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Having a mozzarhella good day.
- Good cheese needs good companions.
- I wheely like you.
- Rich, smooth, and distinctive.
- World peace can be attained by stirring cheddar, gouda, Monterey Jack, and Maytag into a gooey mess inside a hot golden pot.
- Have a hole lot of fun.
- If God didn’t want us to eat cheese, then why would he allow its existence?