Let’s celebrate Christmas by decorating the Christmas tree and house, cooking delicious foods, spending time with loved ones, and saving those memories on your Instagram feed by putting an impressive caption. But it is getting difficult to pick matching Christmas chat-up lines.
After you have put in so much effort to present yourself with your beautifully decorated tree or snowman to the best of your ability, you desire your Christmas chat-up lines to help you stand out in your chat. Find the perfect Chat up lines to make your chat more interesting.
So if you want to grab the attention of your followers on the feed about all your celebrations, we have got you filled. There is nothing that can stop you now from chatting on Christmas. We will help you too in this case.
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Christmas Chat Up Lines
- I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
- Ever do it in a sleigh?
- Want to sit on the north pole tonight?
- Are you Christmas?
- Wanna sit on the North Pole tonight?
- Now I WOULD touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.
- I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.
- Ever made love to a green guy?
- Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
- Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
- What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.
- Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
- Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
- This year Santa is going to come more than once.
- Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
- Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can’t spell “love” with No-el.
- Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
- Girl if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.
- I didn’t think I was a snowman but you just made me melt.
- Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I’ll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I’m ignoring the ring on your finger.
Best Christmas Chat Up Lines
- Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
- All I want for Christmas is you. *cue Mariah Carey singing*
- Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
- Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree
- He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
- Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
- If I cant find a reindeer, I’ll date a fox instead.
- I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you make my heart melt.
- He’s not so little, if you know what I mean…
- What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- Let’s make this a not-so-silent night.
- Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
- If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
- Just pat my head, get me a drink and take me to bed.
- He may have a nice car, but I have a fast sleigh.
- I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
- If Christmas is one leg and New Year is the other, can I visit between the holidays?
- Can I introduce you to my red-nosed reindeer?
- I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list.
Funny Christmas Chat Up Lines
- Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
- I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
- How about I slip down your chimney, at half-past midnight?
- If I were the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas, I’d steal you.
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
- Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
- Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
- Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?
- Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
- Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
- If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
- Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
- Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
- The only package I want this Christmas is yours.
- Because I want to Merry you.
- If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round.
- What do you say we make a not so silent night.
- I like my Christmas stockings held up by garter belts.
- What do you say we make this a Not-So-Silent Night?
- Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because you look like you go all the way!
- You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas tree.
- My heart is not the only thing that could grow 3 inches.
- I can be a mean one, if that is what you are into.
Happy Christmas Chat Up Lines
- Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas.
- Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
- How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
- Are you Christmas? because I want to merry you.
- Is your name jingle bells, because it looks like you go all the way.
- If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year round.
- Do you wanna be on my naughty list?
- I take romance to a new level — I don’t cuddle; I hibernate.
- That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.
- Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
- You’re the only reindeer for me.
- Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
- Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
- Of all the magnetic poles in the world, you had to walk into mine.
- Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
- Are you Christmas? Because I want to merry you.
- I’m just like a Christmas present, you’ll love waking me up to me in the morning.
- You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
- If a big man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
- Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
- How about we make tonight a not-so-silent night?
- I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!
- Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow – I promise I’m not a flake-y person.