Let’s celebrate Christmas by decorating the Christmas tree and house, cooking delicious foods, spending time with loved ones, and saving those memories on your social feed by putting an impressive caption. But it is getting difficult to pick matching Christmas puns.
Your Christmas pictures may show your lovely gifts or your big family get-together or your huge snowman that you make on this special day, all these pictures need to express your feelings behind it, and Christmas puns play an important character in your interaction with the photo. So use them.
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Christmas Puns
- Icy what you did there.
- There’s snow place like home.
- Merry Christmoose
- I’m elf-taught.
- Put that down or I’ll ring your jingle bell!
- That look soots you.
- All that and then (bal)sam.
- Jingle all the way to the bank.
- This is snow laughing matter!
- You’re my soul Santa.
- She noels just enough to be dangerous.
- Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
- Sleigh, what?!
- All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
- What kind of linens to gingerbread men put on their beds? Cookie sheets.
- How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer.
- Have a Christmas like no otter.
- This isn’t her first noel.
- We’re rockin’ around this red eye flight!
- We have great chemis-tree.
- Step right up, jingle file.
- I’m pine-ing for you.
- It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
- Time feliz when you’re navidad having fun.
Best Christmas Puns
- That story is more sappy than the Christmas tree.
- Time to spruce things up.
- Welcome to the jingle mingle!
- Yule be sorry.
- Who’s the most holi-dazed and confused this year?
- Ornamentary, my dear Wattson.
- One, Two, Tree!
- Your inner grinch is showing.
- This tree is officially lit AF.
- I’m Claus-trophobic.
- Resting Grinch face.
- Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.
- Stuck in traffic again! We’re so scrooged!
- We’re doing the jingle bell wrap!
- Rebel without a Claus.
- Believe in your elf.
- Hold on for deer life.
- What do you get when you cross vampires and snowmen? Frostbite.
- Just like Beyoncé—I sleigh, I sleigh.
- I hate to rein on your parade.
- She has high elf-esteem.
- Lighten up, it’s Christmas!
- What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.
- That packaging is a dead gift-away.
- It’s lit.
- Merry Christmouse.
- Let’s take an elfie.
- Are you oakay? Yes, I’m pine!
- You sleigh me.
- The snuggle is real.
- Don’t be elfish.
Funny Christmas Puns
- I love bear-ing gifts.
- Let’s have an elf-ing good time!
- Gifts are optional; we just need your presents!
- Where’s the family fruitcake this year?
- Having something under the tree is such a gift.
- Treat yo’elf.
- You snow the drill.
- Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
- Feeling a bit under the (sweater) weather.
- Oh little star of Christmas pageant fame …
- No more parties! I have Rudol-phobia!
- Get the elf out of here.
- Kiss under the mistletoad.
- He came, he thawed, he conquered.
- Let’s get elf-ed up.
- Owl be home for Christmas.
- Oh, deer.
- It takes one to snow one.
- You have to branch out.
- I’ll never fir-get.
- Wreath it and weep.
- That reception was a little frosty!
- After Christmas, I make it rein.
- It’s snow joke.
- That party knocked me on my eggnog-in.
Christmas Tree Puns
- Un-Fir-gettable, that’s what you are.
- They put wool over other people’s ice.
- What do you call an elf that can sing? A wrapper.
- Ready, set, glow.
- A mistle-toast to the holiday season.
- Sending Christmas Fishes.
- Hoppy Holidays, all!
- It’s ice to meet you.
- What do Santa’s little helpers like to eat on a cold day at the North Pole? Elf-abet soup!
- Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
- Santa cleans his sleigh with Santa-tizer.
- Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.
- You had me at halo.
- Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
- What would you get if you ate all the Christmas tree decorations? Tinselitis.
- Koala-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
- Love at frost sight!
- Snow thank you.
- Okay, Scrooge. Don’t be the ghost of Christmas presents.
- You were heaven-santa.
- I’m so busy, it’s like I’m in winter wondering-where-I-am-land.
- Tree’s a crowd.
- Absence makes the heart grow Donner.
Cool Christmas Puns
- What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there’s myrrh.
- Like an elf, you have great taste in wrap music.
- It’s penguining to look a lot like Christmas.
- I’m starting to feel like Saint Nickel-less with all this shopping.
- I’m snow bored.
- Yule be home for Christmas.
- It’s simple Claus and effect.
- I’m just hanging out in downward eggnog.
- Fir sure.
- You’re sleigh-in’ it.
- Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.
- Let’s take an elfie.
- It’s time to go ho ho ho-me!
- The best thing since sliced (ginger)bread.
- Let’s have someone give a mistle-toast.
- Your presents is requested.
- Your decorations look treemendous.
- Thanks for bearing with me this holiday season.
- Birch, please.
- What did the English teacher call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
- My favorite rock star is Elf-is Presley.
- What do you call a reindeer ghost? Cari-boo!
- Let’s talk off the (Christmas) record.
- Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
- I love you all the way from the top of your head to your mistletoes.
- The tree and I are getting lit this Christmas.
- That is termination without Claus.
- I love you from head to mistletoe.
- A penny fir your thoughts.
- When I think about, I touch my elf.
- I’m feelin’ pine.
- Who did all this shopping? Me, my elf and I!
Good Christmas Puns
- We’re orna-meant to be.
- I have the final sleigh.
- What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown.
- I’ve been doing the credit card rock.
- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
- Aren’t you a sight for sore ice?
- Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a silent night!
- Do you know your elfabet?
- He’s an elf-made man.
- Snow on and snow forth.
- The (chest)nuts and bolts all seem solid.
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
- But wait—there’s myrrh.
- How rude-olf you.
- Prosecc-ho-ho-ho.
- Don’t get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
- Someone’s in for a Rudolph awakening!
- Say it ain’t snow.
- Put on some wrap music!
- Who died and made you one of the three wise men?
- The Christmas alphabet has noel.
- You’re just in the (Saint) Nick of time.
- Look for me in pole position (North Pole, that is)!
- Can I get a watt watt?
- What do snowmen eat for dessert? Ice crispies.
- These decorations are tree-mendous.
- Have a tree-mendous Christmas.
- You’re sleigh-in’ it.