Halloween Puns

72 Best Halloween Puns Ideas 2023

As Halloween is not any regular festival, it has its element. It is a spooky festival to celebrate and when it comes to posting photos that you have taken during this festival, the photos need spooky Halloween puns.

If you can’t post the right Halloween puns with your Halloween pictures then your photos and feed might not look good. So, make sure to post the right captions with your pictures. To select the best one, you have to keep scrolling and check out the below-mentioned puns.

Halloween Puns

Halloween Puns
  • Boo Felicia.
  • Bring your own boos.
  • Aren’t these pumpkins gourd-geous?
  • Bow down, witches.
  • More boos, please.
  • This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.
  • Halloween’s not the same if I can’t be witch you.
  • Howl you doin’?
  • The scarecrow refused to eat anymore dinner because he was already stuffed.
  • Be scareful how you use it!
  • Too cute to spook.
  • Come as you aren’t.
  • You can’t skele-run from my skele-puns.
  • Hey boo, let’s get sheet-faced.
  • Bone appetit!
  • The conservative hid the horror movie DVD from the kids because he held his strong beliefs in concealed ‘Carrie.’
  • Oh my gourdness, it’s finally Halloween!
  • Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don’t forget to save room for “I scream”!
  • Hey boo-tiful!
  • No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!

Best Halloween Puns

Halloween Puns
  • You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
  • Spooktacular.
  • A horror movie about evil statisticians would be ‘Margin of Terror.’
  • Let’s pumpkin spice things up this Halloween.
  • No body won the skeleton race.
  • Romantic ghosts usually surprise their wives with a boo-quet.
  • Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
  • Witchful thinking.
  • Keep calm & carry a wand.
  • Hey boo-tiful.
  • The Candy corn stand-up comedian failed because his jokes were all very corny!
  • A horror movie about bread would be called, ‘Bready or not here I crumb.’
  • When you throw a pumpkin from a height you make a squash!
  • Dying to have fun.
  • Ghouls just want to have fun!
  • Boo, Felicia.
  • It’s gonna be a great Halloween — I can feel it in my bones!
  • Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
  • Fangtastic.
  • Getting kissed by a vampire is a pain in the neck.
  • Trick or treat yo’ self to some candy.
  • If you want to mend an injured jack-o-lantern just use a pumpkin patch.
  • Witch better have my candy.
  • If you’ve got it, haunt it.

Funny Halloween Puns

Funny Halloween Puns
  • Ghosts tend to learn to fly in fright school.
  • Pumpkins are usually very happy because their life is so gourd!
  • I go to bars for the boos.
  • A ghost’s favorite thing to study in math is pumpkin pi.
  • When zombies hear Halloween jokes, they say, laughing “Oh my goodness, these are killing me!”
  • Fright for the right to party!
  • The ghost of a chicken is called a poultry-geist.
  • If you want to unlock a door on Halloween, use a spoo-key.
  • A teenage monster’s favorite song is “Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun.”
  • Haunting my exes.
  • It’s easy to repair a broken jack o’lantern: Just use a pumpkin patch!
  • Pumpkin’ out Halloween puns like it’s nobody’s business.
  • I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn’t find it very humerus.
  • I have a few vampire puns, but they suck.
  • Let’s Boooogie on down.
  • Want to hear some skeleton puns? They’re very humerus!
  • What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
  • Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
  • #SquashGoals
  • A common destination where ghosts go on vacations is Mali-boo.
  • Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.
  • Where my ghouls at?
  • Your costume is so realistic, it’s un-candy!

Amazing Halloween Puns

Amazing Halloween Puns
  • Oh my gourd!
  • Me & my ghoulfriends.
  • Carving out some time for Halloween fun.
  • Twix or treat!
  • Hello, gourd-geous.
  • It may be (candy) corny, but I love Halloween!
  • Do you play the trom-bone?
  • When the werewolf met his friend, he asked him Howl he was doing.
  • Lift your spirits!
  • A ghost’s favorite Halloween sweet treat is a boo-berry pie!
  • Life is gourd.
  • Trick or tequila.
  • Creep it real.
  • Happy Hollow-een.
  • Spiders usually surf the internet through the word wide web.
  • I’m way ahead of the carve.
  • You look very boo-tiful today.
  • Bugs and hisses.
  • A goblin’s favorite type of cheese on pizza is Monster-ella!

Halloween Party Puns

Halloween Party Puns
  • Go big or gourd home!
  • Witch-ing you a Happy Halloween!
  • Mummy of the year.
  • Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don’t let it go to waist!
  • Trick or treat yo’ self.
  • Romeo and Ghouliet.
  • Halloween’s not the same if I can’t be witch you.
  • Wicked awesome.
  • Happy Howl-oween.
  • Eat, drink, and be scary.
  • #SquadGhouls.
  • I’m going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.
  • Oh my gourd, I love fall.
  • I’ve got every trick or treat in the book.
  • I didn’t want to play it safe with a skeleton costume, I want people to know I have guts.
  • What’s up my witches?
  • If you’ve got it, haunt it.

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